You know that Gwyneth is as woo woo as it gets. Two words: Vagina Candle. @WalmorCarvalho

Reach new depths by watching her new show 'the goop lab'. Now available by crawling into a giant vagina or by logging into your Netflix. Either one. @The_Davenporter

The show's tagline is: 'the goop lab'. Nothing is real or true or scientifically proven but watch it anyway so we can get richer and more powerful. @Blackmudpuppy

This was the original logo for Goop but they didn't know if it was really reaching their target demographic. @DieRobinsonDie

The Monster Mash: Take a tiny little plastic monster and mash it up. Shove it in your vag and you should feel like a boss bitch in no time! @blainecapatch

They wanted to go with 'the POOP lab' but they thought it may alienate some of their customers. @indyfromspace

Whohaha, Kitty cat, Pink Pearl, Goop. One of these things is not like the others. @_cheeley12

What's in the box? Well, it depends on who you ask! @stephens_ben

That's the answer! Gwyneth is in the box! @Brendelbored

We would much rather watch this 'Magic School Bus' mashup any day. @_ElizabethMay

This is the new promo shot for 'the goop lab'. Thoughts? Notes? Comments? @scotscotscot

Gwyneth will be dressing as a jade egg for Halloween this year. You heard it here first! @rstoneham77

Yup. We are sure this is exactly what she had in mind. We guarantee it! @vandroidhelsing

CAUTION: DO NOT RELY ON GOOP FOR MEDICAL ADVICE. Camel Milk does not need to be a thing in your life. @thesmash

For now, Goop is here to stay. Sorry, not sorry. @lucaviftw?