Would you pay $500 for these torn up "animal print" couches? If you would, then boy, do we have some deals to show you. We're not sure if the folks making the following offers are actually business dogs trying to imitate human business but failing miserably, but these are easily the worst offers anyone has ever made. The internet is full of some strange stuff, and these hopeful entrepreneurs are either the dumbest or most optimistic people we've ever seen.