There is certainly no gold at the end of this monstrosity.
This looks more like what we have to pick up while walking our dogs.
We're gonna assume this person is a super villain, because this is some truly mad science.
Were, uh... these creatures conceived under power lines or near a nuclear spill or something?
This is a meta statement on nonviolence, because when you see this, no one wins.
This is the most damaging thing done to a turtle outside of plastic straws.
It turns out nailing it is even difficult for professionals, because this monstrosity was shipped to a customer like it was somehow acceptable.
You know, considering how that circle is just five circles, it's... not that bad?
On the bright side, you can hang these off the back of trucks to make Southerners laugh.
Why is this cat collecting so many pupil-less eyes?!?!
"Just keep adding more icing and maybe the sweetness will blind them to how poorly it came out!"
If you saw this Pokemon in the wild, you wouldn't want to catch whatever it clearly caught.
You know your shark is in bad shape when even other sharks would agree it needs a dentist to give it braces.
You know you've messed up when even the creations look sad/in existential pain.
If you were able to successfully discern that this is supposed to be Baby Yoda, then the Force is very strong within you.