Gotta admit, it's pretty lucky we lived in the one out of 14 million universe where the rat saved the day.
Just wait until 2029 when Aunt May is 11 years old, and 2039 when she's still a fetus.
From now on whenever your squad rolls up you have to shout, "Avengers... Assemble."
Thanos may have defeated the Avengers, but now he'll never be a cast member on SNL.
This is like the coolest possible reboot of that last scene from Beetlejuice.
It is kind've suspicious, you always only get the second to last question incorrect on every single test, although that makes it balanced, as all things should be.
Thanos did nothing wrong and a future with half the amount of traffic is a future we (who weren't dusted) can all get behind.
We all knew Spidey was coming back, but come on, Marvel... spoilers!
Captain Marvel teaches the important life lesson of running through all of your problems at a bajillion miles an hour until they explode.
The "You Took Everything From Me" meme is so good, and this could also be coupled with the Loki quote, "You must be truly desperate to come to me for help."
Perhaps the lewdest of memes was the one where fans theorized on how Ant-Man could beat Thanos, and even Paul Rudd himself got behind (lol) it.
While Endgame was climbing the list of highest grossing films of all time, were you also picturing Thanos doing this?
They don't know who you are, but they definitely have your phone number and will harass you for years.
Look, when the most action you've gotten in almost 80 years is a couple of kisses here and there, you're more than willing to try time travel and chill.
There must be a sacrifice for it, though, so make your parents discard five bucks to you every time you do this.