The only reason we never shower isn't because we're lazy, it's because we know we may never leave.
Cars are basically helmets for your entire body.
They tried medicating us, but we said no because we don't want to be lonely.
This is why forcing yourself to sleep through flights is always the best option.
If it gets the kids to learn, memes should be in every classroom.
More like CyberHUNK with Keanu Reeves, ammirite?
So does this only prevent sons but you can still get knocked up with daughters?
Cannibals like a nice meal at home, too, ya know.
We're fine with them spying on us as long as the phone's battery lasts longer than two years.
Dank memes drove the Area 51 raid, and it's nice to see them brought into the real world.
What hurts even more is taking that shower you never want to leave, but have to.
We tried turning our selfies sideways, but sadly it didn't improve our faces at all.
Welp, there goes over three grand of your inheritance gone to waste.
Wow, who knew Alabama was full of incestuous Pokemon?
Come on, we all know his handwriting isn't that legible or mature-looking.