The only reason we never shower isn't because we're lazy, it's because we know we may never leave.
AbstractAcrobat
Cars are basically helmets for your entire body.
memerichie
They tried medicating us, but we said no because we don't want to be lonely.
YaSiN0704
This is why forcing yourself to sleep through flights is always the best option.
TehSayJ
If it gets the kids to learn, memes should be in every classroom.
hlartstudent
More like CyberHUNK with Keanu Reeves, ammirite?
jeff_the_boi
So does this only prevent sons but you can still get knocked up with daughters?
DrTGIF
Cannibals like a nice meal at home, too, ya know.
curiousgoat69
We're fine with them spying on us as long as the phone's battery lasts longer than two years.
jumpypancake312
Dank memes drove the Area 51 raid, and it's nice to see them brought into the real world.
NAGGERDICKEDYA
What hurts even more is taking that shower you never want to leave, but have to.
fxckjxff
We tried turning our selfies sideways, but sadly it didn't improve our faces at all.
AerospaceGl
Welp, there goes over three grand of your inheritance gone to waste.
reddit
Wow, who knew Alabama was full of incestuous Pokemon?
tamaramelc
Come on, we all know his handwriting isn't that legible or mature-looking.
ItCameFr0mMars