Some of you don't even know what VHS is, and it makes us feel ancient.
All these rich kids only getting blasted by decent sports gear smh.
Imagine being well-adjusted enough growing up to have never had an emo phase.
Thank goodness we did these to prepare us for all the timed multiplication drills we'd encounter as adults.
It always tasted and felt better to have someone else's cake on your face instead of your own.
What next, are you gonna tell us that Australia and Antarctica aren't countries either?
And we always thought of setting them all free and raising a lobster army... that's what you thought of too, right?
And some of your ears never bled from the screeching sounds of the internet connecting, and you're lucky for it.
Um... yeah, that is gratefully a feeling we will never have to grapple with.
On the bright side, you're now really great at bowling and only cry a little every time you play.
Remember: every time a public figure feels ill, it's because we're not taking our witchcraft seriously enough.
Yeah, the lack of explosive BMs is definitely a telltale sign of this.
Tbh, we're not sure if we didn't or if we did but it messed up our brains and we can't remember.
Okay, we didn't know this was even a thing, but we want to learn... very carefully.
The most wholesome message on the most relatable meme equals the best way to start each and every day.