Congrats on still being here. Let's check in again next year, shall we? @emiistarr

Food and rent vs. Legos and blocks? We're voting food and rent.  @yocrackers

The best kind of birthday cake is the kind of birthday cake with booze in it. @the20.somethinggal

Remember when birthdays were cute and fun? Why do we do this to ourselves every single year? @needymemequeen

Who do you get to kill for doing this to you... again? @ohdangmemes

WE GET IT!!! And now we are going to go crawl in a hole until this day is officially over. @youraestheticboo

No! Due to environmental concerns, we are no longer allowed to use glitter. Change to " Throw some confetti or some shit." @hoewoes_

I'm not 12, therefore, please for the love of god let me sleep through this. @lttl_memes

All this attention has got us feeling super awkward. How about you? @crystals.ssspammm

You don't want your birthday to be all about you, but you definitely don't want someone stealing your thunder! @parenthood_what_a_blessing

This is my face. This is my face when someone is singing "happy birthday" to me. @gabrielzeros

If we were really honest about what we actually wanted for our birthday, people might actually stop asking you what you want. @funnytastefulmemes

Why don't you wish for something a little more realistic this year? @memenastic_

Thank you Facebook for giving us the gift of never having to remember when anyone's birthday is ever again. @quattron_tech

This cat looks like how we feel when waiters try to sing to us on our birthday. @spellebration

It may be your birthday, but just remember that we are still better than you. K, thanks. @patriot.catholic

What do we want for our birthday this year? We want to be left alone. @nichsth

Ah yes, what it would be like to go back to our youth. When turning a year older meant that we were getting closer to a bright future, not getting closer to death. @princess_potatoe_1

It's better to just set the bar low and move on, because you are bound to be disappointed. @dap_meme_page

The clock keeps ticking. Time keeps passing us by. You keep getting older. And older. And Older. But, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! @mommy.meds