This is what it's like when you're an amateur musician and your girl leaves you for a touring pro.
You want the guy who steals your girl to be a jerk, because when he's nice it hurts even worse.
"Don't worry baby, all that bling and obvious success doesn't do anything for me... *bites lip.*"
It's always a hard pill to swallow when you realize her new guy is a better provider financially, emotionally and even for fruit and shade.
Sometimes you're worried not because you think he's gonna steal your girl, but because you think he's gonna steal your life.
Dang, it's already hard enough for pandas to mate without these total hunks next to them.
"Oh, so you find him more attractive just because he obviously has his stuff together more than me?"
Girls are so shallow in how they like guys that look like they can protect them instead of dudes that look like a strong breeze would knock them out.
"Why do you think he'd be better at protecting you just because he doesn't look like he's made of waffles?"
"You know... if that's what I sound like, I understand why she'd go for that velvet-voiced stud."
"Just because we spend all day together, have a ton in common and he's distractingly handsome doesn't mean I'd be interested."
Maybe you stand a chance because you have a history together, considering she's had the N64 you came from for over a decade.
Size doesn't matter when it comes to things your girl puts her mouth on... right?
Why does the truck on the right look like it's stuck in first gear and also the friend zone?
No matter how strong you think your relationship might be, once this guy rolls into town, your girl is gonna leave you for him and we don't blame her.