Turn your memes into dreams. We don't even care that vampires aren't real, we love garlic enough to try this crazy concoction.
This meme gets it. Being a vampire would certainly explain how Keanu Reeves remains such an immortal saint.
If we were vampires we'd hang this meme inside the lid of our coffin so we'd be reminded every day to stay away from Italian food... truly, this is a curse.
Is this meme strange? Yes. But does it make us want to watch an all vampire band rock out? You betcha.
Blood red lips... Pale... sleeping upside down. Yup, this meme checks out. Why is your mom's friend a vampire?
When you're an immortal, you don't want to waste your time being awake unless it's to consume blood or sweet content like memes and Netflix.
Should've looked at this meme before you concocted that plan, Lestat. A stake to your vampire heart would be less painful than this.
The guy in this meme only hunts vampires who are late on their taxes, and punished them with a stern lecture.
Which person in this meme would you prefer to have bite you? For us, it's definitely one of the vampires.
Consider yourself lucky if you find yourself in a situation like this meme. Usually, vampires are way more aggressive when it comes to converting you.
Are we sure? After all, we wouldn't be able to see the vampire in this meme since they don't show up in photos.
This meme teaches a valuable life lesson: never be generous, otherwise a vampire's gonna get ya. Pass it on.
Although... this meme poses an alternative, where you can use generosity to get a vampire. You should pass these blood pops out to friends your suspicious about. Don't worry about their judgement, you're just being smart.
Besides vampires, princes and pirates, you could also add Jerry to this meme from that "puffy shirt" episode of Seinfeld.
Pretending to be a vampire was cool even before we knew memes were a thing. To be honest, we still do this to this very day.
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