Turn your memes into dreams. We don't even care that vampires aren't real, we love garlic enough to try this crazy concoction.

Doug_Powerz

This meme gets it. Being a vampire would certainly explain how Keanu Reeves remains such an immortal saint.

Holdmywhiskeyhun

If we were vampires we'd hang this meme inside the lid of our coffin so we'd be reminded every day to stay away from Italian food... truly, this is a curse.

Ye_Et_

Is this meme strange? Yes. But does it make us want to watch an all vampire band rock out? You betcha.

DJFiBa

Blood red lips... Pale... sleeping upside down. Yup, this meme checks out. Why is your mom's friend a vampire?

mcpon14

When you're an immortal, you don't want to waste your time being awake unless it's to consume blood or sweet content like memes and Netflix.

Sam_the_Bard

Should've looked at this meme before you concocted that plan, Lestat. A stake to your vampire heart would be less painful than this.

halloween.24seven

The guy in this meme only hunts vampires who are late on their taxes, and punished them with a stern lecture.

bloodsweatandmemes

Which person in this meme would you prefer to have bite you? For us, it's definitely one of the vampires.

the_reality_tv_den

Consider yourself lucky if you find yourself in a situation like this meme. Usually, vampires are way more aggressive when it comes to converting you.

vampirecourtdfw

Are we sure? After all, we wouldn't be able to see the vampire in this meme since they don't show up in photos.

demonsrunlit

This meme teaches a valuable life lesson: never be generous, otherwise a vampire's gonna get ya. Pass it on.

positronium2

Although... this meme poses an alternative, where you can use generosity to get a vampire. You should pass these blood pops out to friends your suspicious about. Don't worry about their judgement, you're just being smart.

vampirefreaksofficial

Besides vampires, princes and pirates, you could also add Jerry to this meme from that "puffy shirt" episode of Seinfeld.

its_a_mystery

Pretending to be a vampire was cool even before we knew memes were a thing. To be honest, we still do this to this very day.

moonstone_witchery

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