Could you even imagine? There you are... hungry AF. You need a bite to eat and all there is is a bag of Doritos. Okay, we'll take it as a win! It's not a lot but it'll do the trick for the time being. Your stomach is growling and your mouth is watering like crazy. And as you slowly pull the bag apart and you reach your hand inside and feel.... nothing. You move your hand around in the bag and all the way at the bottom is a couple of weird clumps. WTF is this garbage?!?1 That's it. Someone's gotta pay for this.