Let this meme guide you into cutting right to the chase before you wake up four years later and realize that he isn't emotionally available and all your friends hate him behind your back. Too soon? @copowerment

Look, if he doesn't make you crazy then you won't act crazy. We recommend you teach that to your potential suitor on the first date to avoid any confusion. @justsuperficial

For all of our clumsy readers out there who loves to do things like spill an entire beer on them during a first date, this meme is for you! @tenmafuckingwhite

We've all clenched like Homer is clenching in this meme. Poor guy! When you get to the point in the relationship when you can just tell them you need to poop, you know it's meant to last. @eatprayth0t

Look, this is a first date. Don't tell me what's wrong with you right now. I am bound to figure it out in like three years. JUST LET ME HAVE THIS! @odysseyswoon

Look at all that cute baggage in this meme! Why hide your baggage when you can just add them to the reservation? @hashtagbottomless

While the tattoo in this meme is unforgivable, does he live with his mom? Does he have a job? Does he have a pulse? That should work! @memecentral_insta

The first month of dating someone can be really rough on the skin. You feel like you must wear makeup to bed, in the pool, at the beach and anywhere, really. Then he farts in his sleep one night and you know that it's time to be yourself and take the makeup off! @darya.or.memes

You had so much promise on your first date. You were excited and thin and nervous and wanted to put your best foot forward. Then you made it to twenty years and well, look at the meme. @inked_bossbitch__yeg

If he says she was crazy on a first date, run. "She was crazy" means "I am crazy" in man speak. @latinaislife

On a first date you'll do anything not to look gluttonous or get something in your teeth. Then you guys settle down and it's pizza farts forever and ever. @yeetuscheezits

This meme is complicated, so let us break it down. You want to know ABOUT the serial killer but you don't want to KNOW the serial killer. Does that make more sense? @stonedmama

And then there is the BFF of the person going on the first date. The role of the BFF is to make sure they have fun but also that they don't die. *Please see meme for perfect disguise*. @the.comment.king

And if you are the BFF, please make sure to get the guy's name and occupation before your friend goes on a first date with a perfect stranger. If possible, try to look as cute as this hamster in this meme while doing it. @meme.m0mmy

Remember what dating was like before social media? Before you could look up their parents and see what dude was going to look like in 30 years? Yeah, times were tougher then. @tiffany_told_you_

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