Stuffing your purse with bread sticks isn't a gag; it's a way of life.
Hot, creamy white sauces are the ultimate aphrodisiac, after all.
The whole point is to get multiple meals out of it, and if you don't you anger every deity above and below.
Olive Garden itself is in on the memes, and if you don't believe it take a look at this dank posting in the kitchen.
"Just leave the grater and the block of cheese, because you clearly don't know how much I need."
Leftovers aren't a chore, they're a treasure, so treat them as such.
If you have a never-ending supply of bread sticks at your door, then you never need to leave.
You should listen to this, because if anyone knows anything about bread, it's ducks.
It's truly impressive Bradley Cooper can maintain his abs with all the carbs he gets from these doughy wonders.
Even the dumbest birds get the greatness of these salty, buttery treats.
The dressing is the best part, so if anything, we think it could be even wetter.
Duh, it's because the bread sticks and the universe (along with our waistlines) are expanding.
We know that's the funny response, but don't you dare play with our emotions, O.G.
He's right, but he's still a jerk for pointing this out and ruining the name forever.
"You don't know that. I could get... okay, I'll have the chicken alfredo."