If you remember the "Hellfire" song you know exactly what we're talking about. It's a catchy number featuring religious imagery talking about the fires of hell... but for kids!
Mischievous kids are one thing, but this child was a straight up psycho and even became pen pals with a serial killer.
The title should give it away. Instead of informing their parents their summer babysitter died, they dump her body and enjoy being on their own.
As an adult, you actually end up feeling bad for the criminals. They suffer horrific injuries that should kill them. What made them so desperate to try and kidnap a baby, anyways? Maybe this is a metacommentary on class warfare, and it's supposed to disturb us.
The moral of this movie: you can buy friends. We know in the end the kids learn to like him for more than his money, but the money is what got them there in the first place.
Ed is dumb, and it's played for laughs. But it goes beyond being spacey and teeters on being a serious neurological condition that no one is addressing. For crying out loud, he says he sees his dad every day and doesn't remember what he looks like. Get this dude some help!
In a vacuum, this movie is kind of cute. But knowing this is the film that launched the career of Lindsay Lohan and what became of her, it's hard to enjoy this the same way.
Emilio Estevez' Gordon Bombay spends the whole movie trying to ditch the kids that idolize him to get himself a pro contract, and ignores them as they're beaten and hurt.
Did he make it to the majors through hard work? Nope! He broke his arm. We're sure this movie motivated several kids to snap their bones to see if they get powers from it.
The adult genie barely helps the kid who released him, and cares more about manipulating him to free himself and sign a rap career. And his rapping... woof. That's the most disturbing thing about this movie and maybe the most disturbing thing on this list.
If you've seen Blackfish, you know orcas in captivity have undergone horrific treatment. The orca who played Willy, Keiko, was released into captivity eventually, but died within a year. Hard to enjoy this flick knowing all of that.
As a kid, this movie was fun because you saw other kids doing whatever they wanted. But as an adult, you realize how dangerous this is, and it's played almost like Lord of the Flies, but for laughs.
What was it with mischievous kid movies in the '90s? It's like someone saw The Omen and thought it should have been a comedy. This kid hurts poor Mr. Wilson and makes it look like an accident. You know he grew up to be a monster.
The adult — we repeat, ADULT — counselors at camp MVP drove the bully jock campers across the lake in a boat just to harass the kids at the fat camp who are obviously dealing with a variety of issues.
Just look at this cringeworthy image from this movie. Need we say more? Yuck.