Forget dental insurance, these are the job benefits we all dream of.
It always feels like you cheated the corrupt system when this happens, doesn't it?
This is why you mind your own business and always pay your bills on time.
There's nothing worse in the world than the office clown, and that includes the funeral you're about to attend.
Props to old G.C. sticking to her brand even in the Great Beyond.
Alternatively, if their place is trashed it's because they hate you and spent hours wanting to make you uncomfortable.
Spending quality time with your kid is important... but some bonding activities you just want to do on your own.
That poor boss is probably worries sick as to why they never came back.
With all the lawsuits the president's lawyers are dealing with, you shouldn't fear about them wanting to start another over printing the truth.
Because who do you think would make that a law? Yup... politicians.
Seriously, and chocolate is still in every store even though it's poison.
We know this is supposed to be purposely bad advice, but... it's kinda brilliant?
A Philosoraptor that looks like it can fly seems a bit too scary for us to handle.
We didn't realize it was this easy, but considering how many rings Brady has, it must be.
Being petty doesn't solve anything... but it does feel really good.