Adult tip: If you're going to a party and are asked to bring something, you offer to bring a salad. Grocery stores sell them pre-made.
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With two plastic bags, you can have the best of both worlds.
Make friends with a cat if you like friends that constantly ignore you and your displays of affection, and enjoy knocking all of your stuff down to the floor while you clean out their poop box once a week.
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Just do what most adults do and skip the doctor visits altogether. Remember: They can't find anything wrong with you if you never visit them in the first place.
Senior citizens: counting on dying soon, so they may as well live it up!
Why do you think adults get up so early in the morning? It takes them this long just to get out of bed.
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If getting behind a cash register was your biggest goal in your life as a kid, you set the bar for yourself really, really low.
Senior citizens: Spread the word that they're dying so you'll come visit them more often.
What kids don't see? Our jealousy over the fact that the harsh realities of the world haven't left them cold and dead inside yet.
As adults, we here at Memes.com can confirm that the childhood fear of sharks never goes way.
The solution here is to move to a place like Los Angeles where you rarely see clouds, unless you count smog as a cloud.
The children's table seems like an ideal place to be, but those tiny chairs coupled with decades of bad posture would wreak havoc on your frail, crooked back.
The Transformers movies made a lot of fans roll out of the theater demanding a refund.
"$15 for for a corn dog, $12 to ride a single ride, $6 to play a game. Whose amusement are we talking about here?"
Luckily, the cops caught this tax creep lurking outside her window and quickly made an arrest.