"Why don't you want to use the bathroom? Are you chicken?"
We're not sure if this is a prank or just commentary on Nicolas Cage's last few movies.
We were almost convinced until we counted the number of legs.
Sure, it's creepy. But it also looks like it can't believe what you're doing and is embarrassed by you.
If you can do this, you can do anything.
This is a great way to cut down on bathroom selfies.
If your alarm clock fails to get you moving in the morning, this wake-up call will certainly get the job done.
Matt read the note slowly. He stood up and, with his pants still around his ankles, walked out of the bathroom. Matt was done running.
"I told that fake body not to drink so much, but it wouldn't listen."
"Oh, I love games! What did you have in mind? Settlers of Catan?"
"Is Gary OK? He's been shouting, 'paper towel, please' in the bathroom for 15 minutes now."
"Guys, we need to have an emergency roommate meeting. If you're going to make a mess in the bathroom, you have got to clean it up."