Michelle Ranken

Michelle Ranken is a Seattle-based writer who has written for various Seattle publications. Originally she wanted to be a lawyer but realized that would have been a horrible decision so she became a starving artist instead. She's also weirdly obsessed with German Shepherds.

Posts by Michelle Ranken
The 11 Types Of Toxic Friends To Cleanse From Your Life Right Now

It might be time to reevaluate some of your friendships.

The Top Baby Names Of 2017 Aren't What You'd Expect

Some of these names are nice, and some of them are just...strange.

A Former Scientologist Is Revealing The Most Shocking Secrets Behind The Religion

Spoiler alert: being a Scientologist is a lot like living in North Korea.

There's A Real Reason No Aquarium Has A Great White Shark

Sadly, you may never get to see these guys in a tank.