We'd condemn this trickery for being nefarious... if we weren't impressed and going to use this strategy ourselves.
This meme format has gotten so popular it's spreading to nature itself.
Why didn't you just order something for yourself?!?!
That situation it puts you in is a real primal fight or flight or just finish up the whole season.
Well, this is what happens when you binge an entire series on a school night.
"Welp, after all that hard work, I deserve a restful 14 hours of sleep."
"Dang, after that ordeal I deserve a three hour nap to go along with last night's 14 hours."
"Yes, yeeeessss... we shall finally rule this accursed place."
Maybe they're just planning a surprise party for you... or maybe you're painfully uncool, we don't know.
Just start handing them the items one at a time veeeeeeery sloooooowly to buy her some time.
Human brains are supposed to be so much more evolved, yet it still hasn't figured out when it's time to shut off and let us sleep.
Your skin regulates itself all on its own, which is a blessing but also a curse when it's kinda lazy at getting stuff done for ya.
Don't re-adjust your screen, unless you have an Android, in which case you should replace it with a real phone.
"Well, this was a nice opening five minutes, I'll see you during the finals."
May we all be as lucky as this annoying dumb dumb for getting mocked by the official Spongebob account.