So you're spending money on trips to Europe and Asia in the hopes that you'll get to see things others around you have never seen, which means that you'll have exciting stories to share at parties. Well, I'm here to tell you that you've been wasting your money and time. You don't need to spend time on planes, in cars, and on trains to see "everything." Do yourself a favor and go through this slideshow instead, and you will have seen "everything." Like this parrot clinging to that wallpaper. Bird sure misses his home, and our hearts are breaking for him.
Or this donut made from ice. This was not man-made people. It's not one of those vegan donuts made in hip new cafes that are perfectly Instagrammable and totally disgusting. This was made by the badass that is nature.
Now, isn't this the definition of how life works? I don't want to get all philosophical on you, so I'll let you mull over this thought. But, what's for sure is that we've never seen a crocodile eating a fish that's eating another fish.
Nature can sometimes scare the bejesus out of us. But oh, nature can also give us those awe-inspiring moments that are so rare in this world. This is one of those times. This lake frozen in winter looks like the most beautiful piece of glass.
The same goes for this photo. We've seen rainbows before. We have even seen two at the same time. (Double rainbow, all the way!) But four? Have you ever see four rainbows at the same time? This is incredible.
Couture dresses are great, really. Some are made of feathers, others with crystals, diamonds or the most expensive fabric. But have you ever seen a dress made of leaves? Well, now you have. This dress is made completely of leaves. It's literally an autumn/winter dress.
As scary and as dangerous as fire is, there's something spectacular about seeing something get burned. But this fire has taken the show to another level. Do you see the spiral of fire going up in the air? That's a tornado of fire. I wouldn't want to be caught in that tornado. Not that the others are too much fun.
Here's another spectacular photo involving fire. Look at those birds flying right into the smoke. Do you see their red color? They look like they are firebirds going back home. Let's just hope these birds survived all that smoke.
Mushrooms are amazing. They are the fun vegetables. Icebergs, too, are amazing. I mean, forget about Titanic for a second and you'll realize how great these things are. So I'd say that an iceberg in the shape of a mushroom is just incredible.
I'm sorry to tell you this, but you asked to see "everything." And that means you also must learn that even lamp shades are now growing beards. It's not just men wearing checkered shirts working on their laptops at cafes who are growing beards now. Sorry.