This is legal grounds for divorce in 38 states.
You can practically feel how hard he's trying not to make eye contact with any other drivers.
Time to go back to buying that individually wrapped, processed crap.
"I don't havea can opener. That's why I buy pop-top cans."
We certainly don't condone violence, but people have been murdered for offenses less egregious than this. It's just a fact.
Cancel all your meetings. This is what you're working on today. Just this.
When we were kids, we thought we'd be able to do this someday. Nope.
Oh, that's cool. I wanted to eat a craptastic sandwich today, anyway.
But, but, but I didn't buy a new stick yet because I thought there was some left. There issome left!
How stale can peanuts really be? Freshness isn't worth this happening every time.
"We heard you never want to receive another email from us, so here's another email from us."
We realize the names go in a certain order because of rules about billing, but...just...flip the image horizontally.
Enjoy 100 paper cuts as you stagger to your front door trying to carry this unholy monstrosity.
"But I tried, didn't I? Dammit, at least I did that."
Did you sign off on this, James S.A. Corey? Is this acceptable to you?