Big Ben is a giant clock, and this sort of looks like a giant clock. So her confusion is completely understandable.
It's good that the dad called it "taking care of business." That way, none of Ryan's friends will be able to figure out this secret code.
We're not sure why Jack doesn't understand the flaw in his question. Perhaps he saw the movie Storks and thought it was real.
If you're going to take photos of strangers, first check if the flash is off. That's creepy stalker rule #1.
We're guessing this was followed by a comment from her husband saying, "I've been at home for five hours. Who are you out with?"
It's like Elton John said, "It seems to me read your texts like a candle in the wind. Never knowing who to cling to when he didn't text you back right away, so you sent another text, and then another text, and now you look super desperate."
Hopefully, this police officer did the honorable thing and wrote himself a ticket. But if he did, he probably got out of the ticket when the officer who wrote it didn't show up in court.
Poor, poor Luke. Not only did he get dumped, but now his clothes will be wrinkled for the rest of his life.
This is a relief. For a moment, I thought Leonardo DiCaprio has been dead since 1997!
He fought hard for his country. For approximately three hours or so.
This explains that new commercial with the slogan, "Mirrors. We've been outing Photoshop liars since whenever Photoshop was invented."