Being an adult can be really rough. Dealing with medical issues, losing loved ones, financial worries and having to pay bills, bills and more bills. Adulting isn't always sunshine and rainbows. Don't you miss those days when your mom just did everything for you? If you answered yes, here are some #signsyoureanadult tweets that will make you LOL.
If your friend doesn't call you when they get home, you are worried sick. When your significant other doesn't text back for a few hours, you assume that they are dead. I don't know how our parents were able to survive our teenage and college years.
Staying out late used to mean that you were out until the sun came up. Now you are lucky if you are up until 10pm – that is late AF! You need your beauty rest now more than you ever did before, because wrinkles, you know.
You used to love getting mail and receiving fun letters or getting random cards from friends and family. But now your mail is filled with bills. Medical bills, credit card bills, car insurance, car payment, rent, health insurance, bills bills bills bills bills.
Whenever you talk to someone "younger," you see how they just don't get how life works. It's frustrating and there is nothing you can do to help them. They will never get it until they are older. Older like you.
Remember when your parents used to carry you everywhere you went? When you fell asleep in a restaurant or on the couch, you'd wake up cozy and safe all snuggled up and warm in your bed? Well, now if you fall asleep on the couch, you sleep on the couch. That's that.
Whenever you make plans to go out, you don't actually plan to go. You hope something comes up or someone gets sick. You would even love to get stuck at work. Anything to keep you from having to get dressed up, put on makeup, get in the car and actually go.
Don't talk to me, look at me or expect anything from me until I get my coffee. I'm serious. And I'm not going to throw bad coffee out of bed. At the end of the day, coffee is coffee so inject it into my veins.
Remember when you had big dreams of growing older and eating ice cream for dinner and candy for dessert? But then you get older and your teeth hurt when you eat it and it makes you fat and then you feel guilty and horrible and you have to go to the gym and eat lettuce for three days just to recover. Yeah, no thank you.
You better chug that water because you know that the older you get, the worse that hangover gets. One drink, one water, one drink, one water is the only way to drink these days. If you are an adult, you know that I'm right.
Being an adult means going up and down. There are highs and lows and good days and bad days. One day you feel like you are on top of the world. The next, your life is over and you want to die! It's great. Being an adult is really freakin' great.