Like mother, like daughter.
Usually, honesty is the best policy. This person could've bent the truth a little bit.
Now he's far, too. Far from having sex with her ever again.
You can still salvage an Alien sext. If it were Spaceballs, there'd be no coming back from it.
These texts are so steamy, we need to cool off. Can this person text us some pics of ice cubes?
This person is not a Love Guru.
Baguettes are delicious. If we were called one, we'd take that as a compliment.
So when the cow jumped over the moon, it was just to get an eyeful of nudie-ness? Get your mind out of the gutter, jumping cow.
At least sending a Cars pic is better than sending a "You Up?" text.
We hope they use protection. Specifically, a moat made of fitted sheets.
Maybe he should bring over a mop just to be safe.
This person knows dolphins don't have legs, right?
Technically, those are referred to as "udders." That is the one and only thing wrong with this sext.
What are the chances that this sexter is a pair of kids stacked on top of each other and wearing a trench coat?
Someone's a little touchy.
Now she knows he doesn't want it. It's good to be open about those kinds of things.
Proof that the best sexts are not necessarily the truest sexts.
All this guy needs to do to play along is send a picture of Dick Cheney.