She wanted to announce her engagement to the water fountain, but this thirsty creep ruined the photo.
Are these twins, or did they build a time machine to watch themselves make out?
They have to feed the meter every hour or their marriage expires.
When you share the same interests, you should share it with the world.
Sadly, this couple didn't make it to their wedding day.
When you have this much trouble with pets, maybe you should wait before having kids.
When you realize it's where you spend most of your time as a couple on weekends anyway, don't fight it. Get your engagement photos taken at Costco.
Don't even try to object to this wedding.
For his next trick he'll attempt to bring his fiancee back to life.
So did he pop the question in Kermit's voice or Fozzie Bear's?
Nobody wants to see you slipping the tongue in your engagement photos. It's gross.
When your love is this hot and sticky, why not pop the question in the middle of a ballsack?
He's poppin' the question while the dog pops a squat.
They stole each other's hearts. Now they're stealing from their neighbors' homes.