The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is a quality product, except for one minor flaw: The batteries have been exploding. If this has happened to your phone, don't worry. The internet is here to make you feel better.
And you don't have to worry about breaking the screen. Because it's already burnt to a crisp!
Maybe we can fix this. All we have to do is plant 500,000 trees for every Galaxy Note 7.
"Sure, explosions are bad, we all know this. But I want to listen to music using outdated technology!"
Forget about skateboarding. Hoverboarding while using your Galaxy is the most exciting event of the X Games!
When you have the kind of phone that doesn't explode, things are going all right, all right, all right.
Want to know why you should turn off your phone when you're in a plane? An exploding battery is a pretty good reason.
These phones probably wouldn't explode if they only went to 10. But, unfortunately, these phones go to 11.
The Galaxy Note 7 is the smartphone we deserve. But it's not the smartphone that we need right now.
When you're already dealing with temporary layoffs and easy credit rip-offs, the last thing you need is an exploding phone battery. That will probably just make things worse.