Do you think that you are good at whipping up some fun puns? Are you quick on your feet and always know how to spin something and make it super funny? Well, these people may have you beat! Here are some of the best pun-masters that you have seen!
Like this picture here. If you were to guess the pun, what would you think it is? Two horses, one kiss? Now watch me kiss, now watch me neigh neigh? I know, I know, I am not that great at this.
Well, are you ready for the perfect pun? How about: This is a picture of a "stable" relationship!
Get out of here! It is absolutely perfect. Here are some more of the best pun-masters on the internet.
Now, I know that this kid was just in 7th grade when he used this little trick, but I have to say that I think men could continue to use this technique well into their adult lives. Just hear me out. A girl and a guy are on a date, and he doesn't know if he should go in for the kill. He asks, "Do you wanna kiss?" If she looks offended or confused in any way at all when he asks this, he has a quick way to recover without looking like a creep. Although, I do want to add a little word of advice. If you have to ask if she wants a kiss, chances are that things are probably not going that well. If she wants a kiss, you should be able to pick on cues. Just a quick public service announcement. When in doubt, don't do it. We can now get back to our regular programming.
Why have I never had this kind of a layover at an airport? It is so unfair! My layover consists of no available plugs and sleeping on a disgustingly dirty floor. If there were puppies, at the least the layover would be cute and adorable.
Damn, this one is good. I take screen shots all the time, but I don't want this kind of a screen shot. It looks dangerous and expensive. Keep all screen shots of this kind away from me please. I can't afford it.
If you live somewhere cold, then you know what it is like to have to wait out the winter months. People keep saying, "Spring is right around the corner" yet there is a blizzard taking over your life and it is negative 2 degrees outside. But spring is right around the corner, right?
Here is a weekly AA meeting. Sorry, I know that these meetings are supposed to be anonymous. I wonder who is going to speak first? And who is sponsoring who? It's hard to tell because they all look the same.
I feel this guy. I really do. Why are supermarkets so damn cold? They are so cold, they make me want to get out of there as soon as possible. Especially in the frozen section! Someone needs to regulate.
Warning: This is NSFW. Meaning if you sit on it, you will hurt yourself. So unless you want to collect workers comp, I wouldn't do it. But that would be nice to collect some money on your boss' dime, so go ahead and sit on it!