Facebook has been the main cause behind lost friendships and relationship failures. Time to take it a step further and make your fellow peers pay for what they've done. All those anti-Trump/anti-Hillary posts are going to bite you in the ass this season.
This year has been a tough one for a lot of people, Santa included. He's pretty much at the point that a large portion of the world is at. Christmas will come and go just like the rest of the holidays, so why bother strolling down chimneys for people who can't appreciate it.
Grumpy Cat has the same sentiment toward the Christmas season that a lot of people are feeling right now. Why bother? Buy nice things for the people you truly care about and don't give a shit about the rest.
It becomes far more common for people to just buy people things they don't really need. How was I supposed to know you didn't want a new vacuum? You were just saying you didn't have anything to properly clean the house! If you're spent for ideas, just ask the person what they want, and get them the exact opposite.
It's time for holiday specials to show up on TV. Any moment now we'll be graced with Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and A Charlie Brown Christmas. And of course, you can't go wrong with The Human Santapede. Strap in, it's going to be a wild ride!
If you're struggling this year, whether it's from a failed relationship or you just lost your job, just remember how much money you're going to save thanks to not being in a relationship. Your bank account will thank you in 2017 when the dollar signs grow! Buy yourself something nice.