Savings are for suckers. You worked hard for that money. Now spend it.
Ahhh. Can you smell it? Love is in the air.
You're a strong, independent doggo who doesn't need a human to be happy. Strut your stuff, pup.
Prepare for ultimate chillage. Sorry, teach. You have no jurisdiction here.
Don't worry, though. Santa Claus is totally real.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. And your frenemies at arms-length. For safety.
When was the last time you had donuts? No matter what the answer is, it has been too long. Go ahead. Treat yourself.
This baby can't get too wasted. He has a long night of whining ahead of him.
All hail the provider. The bringer of Netflix. Let the binging commence.
Oh, Joe. What would we do without you? No vice president will ever be able to top your meme game.